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dugfrisk (17855) skrev:CBM (17854) skrev:er du cremet og ildelugtende?
Yes
ok
jamen så føler du dig nok godt hjemme i Tarm
obay me
oh baby
obay me
oh baby
the victory is false and not real
and it is because I am the real deal
I have won and the deed is done
oh baby
obay me
oh baby
the victory is false and not real
and it is because I am the real deal
I have won and the deed is done
Two Considerate Uncles batting to the heat
A Short Story
by cbm
fe950 from newz looked at the squidgy rock in his hands and felt surprised.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his relevant surroundings. He had always loved updated newz.dk forum with its tight, terrible text. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel surprised.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of cnr from newz. cnr was a hopeful elephant with red toenails and pretty fingers.
fe950 gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a lovable, cowardly, tea drinker with blonde toenails and greasy fingers. His friends saw him as a perfect, purring painter. Once, he had even helped a squashed old man cross the road.
But not even a lovable person who had once helped a squashed old man cross the road, was prepared for what cnr had in store today.
The hail pounded like bopping monkeys, making fe950 irritable.
As fe950 stepped outside and cnr came closer, he could see the xanthocarpous smile on his face.
cnr gazed with the affection of 6645 brave eager elephants. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a hug."
fe950 looked back, even more irritable and still fingering his squidgy rock. "cnr, I am your father," he replied moaning.
They looked at each other with active feelings, like two teeny, tender tortoises rampaging at a very admirable birthday party, which had indie music playing in the background and two considerate uncles batting to the heat of the moment.
fe950 regarded cnr's red toenails and pretty fingers. "I feel the same way!" revealed fe950 with a delighted grin.
cnr looked stable, his emotions blushing like a mouldy, modern map.
Then cnr came inside fe950 and then for a nice cup of tea.
THE END
ps... For privacy reasons, cnrs sausage will be removed after the cup of tea
Og newz folket må selv drage konklusioner når de læser ægte oversættelse af CBM's værker:
CBM (17862) skrev:
wo hensynsfulde onkler, der slår til varmen
En novelle
af cbm
fe950 fra newz kiggede på den blæseragtige klippe i hænderne og følte sig overrasket.
Han gik hen til vinduet og reflekterede over sine relevante omgivelser. Han havde altid elsket opdateret newz.dk-forum med sin stramme, forfærdelige tekst. Det var et sted, der opmuntrede hans tendens til at føle sig overrasket.
Så så han noget i det fjerne, eller rettere nogen. Det var tallet på cnr fra newz. cnr var en håbefuld elefant med røde tånegle og smukke fingre.
fe950 slugte. Han kiggede på sin egen refleksion. Han var en elskelig, fej, te-drikker med blonde tånegle og fedtede fingre. Hans venner så ham som en perfekt, purrende maler. En gang havde han endda hjulpet en knust gammel mand med at krydse vejen.
Men ikke engang en elskelig person, der engang havde hjulpet en knust gammel mand med at krydse vejen, var forberedt på, hvad cnr havde i vente i dag.
Haglen bankede som bølgende aber, hvilket gjorde fe950 irritabel.
Da fe950 trådte ud og cnr kom nærmere, kunne han se det xanthokarpøse smil på hans ansigt.
cnr stirrede med hengivenhed fra 6645 modige ivrige elefanter. Han sagde i dæmpede toner: "Jeg elsker dig, og jeg vil have et kram."
fe950 så tilbage, endnu mere irritabel og greb stadig sin blæseragtige klippe. "cnr, jeg er din far," svarede han stønnende.
De så på hinanden med aktive følelser, som to teeny, ømme skildpadder, der ramlede på en meget beundringsværdig fødselsdagsfest, der spillede indiemusik i baggrunden og to hensynsfulde onkler, der slog i øjeblikket.
fe950 betragtede cnr's røde tånegle og smukke fingre. "Jeg har det på samme måde!" afslørede fe950 med et glæden.
cnr så stabil ud, hans følelser rødmede som et mugget, moderne kort.
Så kom cnr inde i fe950 og derefter til en dejlig kop te.
SLUTTET
ps ... Af hensyn til privatlivets fred fjernes cnrs pølse efter kop te.
Fe950 and Cnr were enjoying their awesome summer holidays.
“Do you love playing with egg and spoons as much as me?” whooped Fe950.
“Maybe!” replied Cnr.
“How many times have you been to a Bingo Competition?” asked Fe950.
“Only once,” said Cnr.
“Do you love playing with egg and spoons as much as me?” whooped Fe950.
“Maybe!” replied Cnr.
“How many times have you been to a Bingo Competition?” asked Fe950.
“Only once,” said Cnr.
“People cannot stop picking their nose!” grumbled Fe950.
“Golly!” yelped Cnr.
“Erm, how peculiar!” howled Fe950.
“Definitely. This will lead to grief at the Bingo Competition!” whined Cnr.
“This is a rather awkward puzzle,” said Fe950.
“You said it!” gasped Cnr.
“Golly!” yelped Cnr.
“Erm, how peculiar!” howled Fe950.
“Definitely. This will lead to grief at the Bingo Competition!” whined Cnr.
“This is a rather awkward puzzle,” said Fe950.
“You said it!” gasped Cnr.
“Oh, what’s this kooky looking broken clock?” quizzed Fe950.
“Why should I know?” puzzled Cnr.
Suddenly there was a flickering whirl, and a fairy popped out from the broken clock.
“Hello, it’s me, Dugfrisk the goat fairy!” bellowed the fairy.
“Almost everything has been barmy ever since Madam Gremmy got the gremlins to nab my magic albatross!” yelped Dugfrisk.
“Why should I know?” puzzled Cnr.
Suddenly there was a flickering whirl, and a fairy popped out from the broken clock.
“Hello, it’s me, Dugfrisk the goat fairy!” bellowed the fairy.
“Almost everything has been barmy ever since Madam Gremmy got the gremlins to nab my magic albatross!” yelped Dugfrisk.
“Look at the bother those mean gremlins are causing!” screamed Dugfrisk.
“Look at what the gremlins are doing! They are disguised and boring people with nasty speeches!” howled Dugfrisk.
“Dugfrisk is such a puerile moron she can’t even throw an apple! Cackle!” cheered one of the gremlins.
“Hey, the gremlins have the magic albatross over there!” gasped Fe950.
Fe950 surprised the gremlins with a jack-in-the-box, and then Cnr stole back the magic albatross.
“Well done Fe950 and Cnr!” yelled Dugfrisk.
Fe950 surprised the gremlins with a jack-in-the-box, and then Cnr stole back the magic albatross.
“Well done Fe950 and Cnr!” yelled Dugfrisk.
“The Bingo Competition will be bonzer now that I have my magic albatross back!” whooped Dugfrisk the goat fairy.
“Thank goodness Madam Gremmy and those gremlins are whimpering away!” said Cnr.
It was a first-class idea to have a party cow at the Bingo Competition!
once again the magic fairy dugfrisk saves the day
the end
fe950 (17872) skrev:Anonym kilde i Regionen:
Vi har forsøgt, men der er ikke kapacitet nok til at tilbyde nødvendig behandling.
CBM: Jeg takkede nej til frivillig anbringelse.
du ved vel godt at de stadig kan tvangsindlægge dig på røde papirer hvis du ikke snart begynder at tage din medicin?
når det er sagt syntes jeg du skulle genoverveje om ikke du var bedre stillet ved at blive anbragt på et center hvor de bedre kan holde øje med dig.
det er trodsalt begrænset hvor meget cnr, dugfrisk og jeg kan hjælpe dig over nettet
CBM (17875) skrev:Trunten (17874) skrev:ord og struktur
fe950 kræver en fast hånd og håndjern
men, han er mest til tarm
nursing and practical help. Your most important task is to work with the citizen to create a good everyday life for him or her. You will help the citizen with, for example, cleaning, laundry, personal care, ass wiping and care. You can also be the person with whom he or she shares joys and sorrows.
after receiving pro care and medication....
fe950 CAME.... to the realization that " ass wiping is a major cope". A blonde chap who never wipes his ass after taking shit with a turd riddled butt-hole surrounded by buzzing flies won't have any problem getting laid by fe950. Where a butt-ugly guy like cnr who thoroughly washes his butt-hole on the squirting hot-spring using dugfrisks old faithful yellow geyser each day, will be lucky if he gets a quick kiss by fe950 in the morning.
fe950 CAME.... to the realization that " ass wiping is a major cope". A blonde chap who never wipes his ass after taking shit with a turd riddled butt-hole surrounded by buzzing flies won't have any problem getting laid by fe950. Where a butt-ugly guy like cnr who thoroughly washes his butt-hole on the squirting hot-spring using dugfrisks old faithful yellow geyser each day, will be lucky if he gets a quick kiss by fe950 in the morning.
cnr (17890) skrev:Hmmm - står CBM for:
Coruna Baseret Mutation
Cremet Bolle Maskine
eller
Chlamydia Befængt Mand?
det står for
charmerende begavet mand
i baller der var traktordæk forløste cnr sin ene klunke og græd og bad om smæk
han ville ha' kørt svinet af, ja den sku' ha' hva' den ku' ta'
med porno og potens, manden med ballerne han hed jo jens ... ove aka fe950
han ville ha' kørt svinet af, ja den sku' ha' hva' den ku' ta'
med porno og potens, manden med ballerne han hed jo jens ... ove aka fe950
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