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Job annonce BS
I en LinkedIn tråd har nogle forsøgt at gøre lidt grin med BS i job annoncer.
Rockstar - Axl Rose is one of the biggest Rockstar's ever and is a renowned A-hole and ALWAYS late.
Ninja - Unless you are hiring personal security, don't use it. Although if you need personal security, posting an ad for it probably isn't smart.
Guru - I don't know what this is, but leave it out please.
Fast-paced environment - While this is likely true, you might as well just change it to, you'll be burned out in a year tops.
Self Starter - So no training at all? I just have to figure it out?
Family environment - There's been enough said about this, I don't need to add.
Rockstar - we expect you to work 120 hours/week for no extra pay.
Ninja - we don't want to hear you or see you, just get this out by end of day today.
Guru - You are so awesome we don't need to pay you extra for your 120 hours/week.
Fast-paced environment - utter f***ing chaos
Self starter - you got that one right.
Family environment - sorry, I swore I would never let anyone chain me in the basement again.
Heh, mine definitioner:
Rockstar - I work only 20 hours a week and still accomplish more than most.
Guru - I write the deep magic and only occasionally document it. Deal with it.
Fast-paced environment - Yes.
Self starter - Of course, no one else can start me.
... ja, jeg er nok uansættelig i et normalt karl-koder job på dette tidspunkt. Eller også er dagene forbi for mig som code monkey ;)
Rockstar - I work only 20 hours a week and still accomplish more than most.
Guru - I write the deep magic and only occasionally document it. Deal with it.
Fast-paced environment - Yes.
Self starter - Of course, no one else can start me.
... ja, jeg er nok uansættelig i et normalt karl-koder job på dette tidspunkt. Eller også er dagene forbi for mig som code monkey ;)
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